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I think I am so bored that I have found my self a new hobby! And that is kill the pests in my house.
I hate cockroaches! I don't know why they even exist! I always thought I was very ugly until I saw a real cockroach looks like. I seriously see no point for their existance in this world! I mean many animals have a role in the entire whole ecosystem, like if we don't have rats ( which I dont appreciate having them in my house unless it is Stuart or it looks as cute as my hammie ), the snake population will decrease, and with the decreased snake population, the eagle population would decrease and perhaps it would eventually affect the sale line of Emporio Armani ( since its logo is an eagle too ) . P.S. I know is not funny.
But cockroaches of no use to our environment! I know the people working pests control would love to have cockcroaches in this world but the remaining population of the world dont' want them! I mean what do they eat!? Ants! No! They like to eat some weird stuff such as newspaper or some other stuff in your storeroom!
And who eats cockroaches!
Nothing!
Oh perhaps some people in the weird countires where they tried to copy our local satays or Old Chang kee's by deep frying these vermin and make a skewer with 3 or 4 of the pests by piercing them through a satay stick.
Gross!
I always thought keeping pets such as dogs and cats will help to reduce the cockroach population in the house but only recently, I realised these pets don't eat such pests! They just catch them and left their corpse in front of the owner, who will kindly give them a snack as a reward.
And what's the point of cockroaches?! They contain aromatic compounds on their ugly body and they are supposed to smell fragrant, instead they have this weird smell. I really don't know how to describe the smell but it smells really dusty and weird and you need to wrinse your hands 3 times with Dettol if you touch any objects with the cockroach smell.
So when I was young! I knew cockroaches live for a very very long time, to the extend that they came before dinosaurs. But I rather have a dinosaur ( except Barney ), in my house eating me than a cockroach scaring me in the middle of the day.
Oh ! I had such a terrible cockroach experience that I will never forget! I swear is true!
Long ago, before my house is renovated, my bed area was always in a mess. I wouldthrow books and everything around the bed. My mum always asks ( because she still does ) me to clean up or cockroach will build their nests around my bed and I didn't really care because I thought cockroaches don't have nest. They roam around houses like homeless normads which is true.
So anyway, one night, while I was sleeping, I could feel like something ticklish on my stomach. I mean I did wear a T-shirt but it just so happened that part of my T-shirt was rolled up, exposing my stomach to the potential danger. So I thought it was just like a strand hair or something but it was rather heavy but because I was too tired, I didn't care and continued sleeping.
Then seconds later, I could feel like something coming down from my forehead. I thought it was sweat but realise something is wrong cause it is impossible to sweat when you are in a air-conditoned room so I open my eyes, only to see two long hair MOVING and gosh! With my sub-conscious mind, I realise is a fucking cocakroach!
I used my right hand to sweep it off my face , and quickly switch on the light and got a nearby thick book ( I still remember is my ZHSS year book ) and continously slammed on the bloody cockroach but it took me quite something to kill it because I was hitting it against my mattress. There when it died and secret some whitish-yellow substance, I victoriously took a piece of tissue paper and grabbed the entire corpse and threw it out of my house window.
AND GUESS WHAT!
I went back to sleep without even like washing my face and hands...
I know I am disgusting but I couldn't help it! I mean I was just too tired to even scream lar! So when I wake up and finally remembered, I bathe like how xxxxxxxx times only to realise I would never be the same again.
So gross!
But anyway, the main point of my posts is not about cockroach. LOL
Just now, I realise the small window in my kitchen is infested with termites! They just suddenly appear and gosh! They appear in legions! And I managed to kill only like 10 because 99% of the population is hiding in the door, happily feeding on the wood. And while I was killing them, I thought of a nicer way to tortue them.
I took one termite and dropped in inside a test-tube of 95% alcohol! ( Yesh, I kar-po the alcohol from the Micriobiology Lab ). Gosh! The alcohol is really good to use! You can use it to clean your mirrors or glass surfaces and all the stains which is left there for decades can be easily gone off with just a single wipe!
Better than those conventional cleaning agents you find in supermarkets!
Anyway, back to the termite.
I was so excited and started shaking the test-tube vigourously! Gradually, I could see the legs gone and the body getting smaller and smaller! So fun! You will find a sense of excitement when you imagine at the inside of the test-tube, the body is being corroded slowly by the alcohol.
As you can see, the red arrow is pointing to a littlw brown spot which is actually the dead termite.
Although the corpse is still visible, I am sure it will be gone soon, like a few days time. Maybe next time I will try with some conc. acid! I can imagine putting a termite in, and the next second, I will see nothing at all in the test-tube!
I just love killing pests although I don't wish to have them in my house. How ironic!
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Pardon for my really late post...
I am finally done with my final exams...
*Rolls eyes*
I am VERY VERY disappointed and I have a bad premonition of how the results are going to turn out... Especially Microbiology! MY GOSH! I feel like tearing the paper into bits cause I will get hysterical upon seeing that paper the nex time...
IS really bad! Everyone says it is easy! I study so fricking hard and all the questions that came out were so basic ( much to Dayvid's and Nian Shun's pleasure but to my dismay ), and believe or not, I don't even know...
Like for example! I wrote basiodiomycota as another name for sac fungi when it is obviously ascomycota!
How fucking stupid am I!
And don't even ask me about the other papers! I am so n0t looking forward to the release of my results...
Anyways, CNY so far has just been like the previous years... But this year, most of them did not ask or mention sensitive issues about weight WHICH is good for them! Having people crusing them vulgairites is not something anyone wants, especially during this time of period.
BUT I am just so pissed with my mother's side relatives!
They keep asking how much my Ralph Lauren polo tee was and when I told them the real price, they keep saying I am rich and I am being brand conscious and etc..
Just what is their problem!
My 1st uncle was wearing a burberry polo tee and no one was saying him! And his son. who is my cousin was wearing a Lacoste on DaY 1 and a hugo Boss on day 2 and he was spared! Another butch cousin ( 2nd daughter of my 3rd uncle ) was wearing a Ralph Lauren for both day 2 and 3 long sleeved shirt was also spared!
And my stupid aunt keep saying I spent a lot on my polo tee! Why can't she say about her niece, who wore a pair of Nine West's and has a Louis bag?!
And my sister to the conclusion that the pony log on my pol was much bigger and prominent!
*Slaps myself*
Seriously LAR! I am so pissed that I decided to wear a worn before boring Adidas on Day 3, I will wear my old clothes and old pair of dunks to my 2nd uncle's house to shut their stupid mouth!
HmpH!
And I was so disgusted with the butch's elder sister! She wore this black dress of white polka dots. You see the problem with people is they think branded stuff are expensive because they have a stupid brand and when one pays a unreasonable sum of money, they will say that you are paying for the label.
Seriously, if I were to buy brands like Nike, YESH! I am paying for the brand! Because their products always don't last...
But it does not occur for all brands, you know?
And the point is it is so obvious that the dress she was wearing was not fine nor dedicate and the cloth itself is very unflattering... When she sits, you can see a huge portion of the cloth coming out at ther waist which just means it just does not fit a woman's body! ( perhaps is because she got a lump of her fats resting at her waist )
Even if you are going for light fabric look, this fabric still looks cheap! It does not flow when there is wind nor it has a glossy effect such as silk... But is just cheap, dull boring and look as if it is made of some decomposed Dandilions.
And me, who is extremely concern of where she brought such cheap dress from asked
Me: Wah! Your dress looks like from Topshop leh!
She: ORH is it! You mean it looks likes from Topshop?
Me: *DUH!* Yea!
She: Oh! It acutally depends on who's wearing it! It is actually from This Fashion
Me: .......
I am not saying This Fashion stuff are hideous, but 85% cannot be worn! If you wear them in town, you will be publically flawed!
Anyway, I lost a fricking 20 bucks in Mahjong yesterday! And that Nian Shun still says is only a little! TMD! His parent rich WAD! I am not what! I work like shit to get money! He stay at home and be good bou already can get money everyday lar!
Hate those Ah Sia Kias... Si bei Sickening!
Initially I only lost about 6 bucks but at the last round, I lost about 14 cause I paid 9.40 for myself and 6.40 for the other 2 players... Because I stupidly threw a Green fa and my cousin who already had 4 tais pong my fa and TADA!
I lost 12.80!
Fuck it!
I am very angry! How come I always get cheated one arh! I hate it lar! And I bought a fricking 4D and I also never win leh!
:(
Oh ya, on lunar day 2, while I was walking out of my cousin's house, some idiotic bird dropped its droppings on my right arm! The faeces which digust itself as a innocent caramel and milk colour gross me out that I used 5 tissues to clean it. Even though I desperately cleaned it with Dettol after I reached home, I just knew my arm would never be the same again!
And now, I have to comfort myself that I am going to have luck for the rest of this year because is very lucky to have some bird shit on you!
Yea, I hope is real.
I so need a job!
I wan to buy so many things lar! My parents only give me pocket money but don't give me allowances one leh! I have to work to pay for a movie ticket!
You know NIAn SHUN! Some people are just not as rich as you!
Joking lar!
I think one day, I will kidnap him when I am out with him! Then I can ask from a exorbitant amount of ransom from his parents... Being the only son of his family, I am sure they will give!
Then I will need not have to work and spent my next 10 years of life in luxury which after that, I shall kindap another rich friend of mine! Oh meiqi! I am sure I can kidnap her and Nian Shun at the same time! And instead of not working for 10 years, it would be 20 years!
LOL.
Stop it, I am just joking.
OH! I have to go! I am going to continue watching my Simple Life on youtube. LOL
I seriously feel like going school cause I just can't spend finish my 8 weeks of holidays! Is too much for me!
LOL
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Are u free?! Is an emergency!
XXXX: SPILL!
I STUDIED SO HARD FOR MY MATHS EXAM! AND ALL THAT JUST TO GET A AD FOR MY MATHS! AND NOW! I CANT EVEN GET A BLOODY A!
Seriously I feel shedding my skin but thinking that I will freak out my relatives with my skinless face, I decided not to...
Anyway! I am really bay hiao bye lar! I always dream of getting an AD ( top 5% ) for my maths module AND NOW! I screwed up my final exam and I can like bid goodbye!
LIKE YOU KNOW! Au rEvoir, AD and A+ and A!~
At this time! Nian Shun called me and said he got a B3 for English! And his mum is giving him like 500-1k to shop!?!
SO unfair!
BAck to my main point! I am supposed to be crying for my maths! F**K LAR! I am so pissed lar! I am pissed with the time of the paper which is like 2 pm!
I don't understand why must they put maths at 2pm when that's the time you brain cells don't function best! You just want to sleep at 2pm right!
And so earlier, while I was doing my exam... Suddenly, I feel liquid gushing out from my nose and I think it would be mucus so I used a tissue to wipe! And to my greatest horror! Is blood lar...
And I know why I nose bled! I finished a big pack of peanut filling biscuit yesterday night cause I was dead hungry and there was nothing else to eat!
To make matters worst, I keep fretting over my tutee's results because O levels results were released at 2.30pm+ while I was still doing my paper!
Is really difficult for me to not to think about it! I mean is a very different feeling if you were the one taking results and your tutees taking the results!
But I am so happy!
They failed A maths for their prelims with a D7 and E8 respectively but they got a
FUCKING
B3!!!!
I am so happy! I mean at least they make significant improvement! And my hardwork did paid off in the end!
But ironically, I failed my maths exam -.-
I seriously do not know how to feel! And I hate to say this but for some unknown reasons, all my peers in my course know that I give A Maths tuition to people! And if they were to know I failed my maths exam, I think they will laugh till they drop lar!
Got no face to see people lar! So big size, also cannot hide myself!
I shall start thinking of excuses when people asked me why I did so badly for my maths module!
1) Lady luck was on vacation! Maybe her Great Auntie called her and she couldn't give me her holy smile!
2) 64 years ago, Guadalcanal fell into the hands of the Japanese during World War 2. And being compassionate, I was crying and praying for those Guadalcanal people because so many of their relatives died!
3) I nose bleed which is worst than having menstrual because nosebleed can be seen and is non stop! Not only I feel weak but unglam for all the tissue I used.
4) Today is the start if Vietnam war! Unlike my vietname friend, I feel there is a need to do self-reflection about how evil is America. LOL
Okie, is enough! I feel like sleep and cry till my eyes go blind! SOB!
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I finally got my first RL polo tee lar!
Orgarsm!
Off to study... Au revoir!
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